— PLANET://DAMAGE

planetdamage webstat 2009 q1 & q2: from hello kitty gas masks to dental porn

It is a day of Hecq, Scanner and Murcof and the statistics of the past six months leaves me musing and mortified. Those of you that didn’t go for love doll, gas mask fetish, Russian blowjob, mother daughter threesome, bukkake day or Hello Kitty gas mask ended up with hazmat fetish, fl0w source code or dental porn. Or non-Euclidean sweaters. Or, for that matter, post apocalyptic movies with furry characters. And a Hungarian guy who wanted flashing equalizer tees and if you’ve ever seen desperate, this man goes straight to dictionary illustration fame, never seen that many variations for anything, Hokusai’s 36 is just rookie scrabble. Seriously.

fd01
Francesca Dani, she is. You were all looking for her like a sailor that caught a whiff of snatch.

(A magyar kulcsszavak listáját messziről uralja a 2 faszu ember, továbbá várom azon olvasóm levelét, aki szerint nem merem de akarom, illetve nem vállalom. Ugyanitt lelki tanácsadást vállalok. Elismerő pillantást érdemelt még ki a gép fegyveres játékok, a remekbeszabott a pina belseje, valamint a kurvák öltöztetése is. A bukkake party szervezés és az ázsiai leányok még hagyján, de hogy a keresztény filmek, illetve az üléshuzat göd is mágnest jelentett ide, az már kicsit sok.)

As for site traffic, 2009 brought 22328 unique visitors (a solid upward slope from 17317 as stated in the last webstat) – readers haven’t changed much, though. 53.6% English, 20.1% Hungarian, 4.8% German, 3.7% Spanish and 2.3% French is telling me that I’m losing a bit of a native readership (which is okay, as long as they read the Hungarian excerpts I’m uploading from my book in progress).

bleh2

Top content on PlanetDamage (2009.01.01-06.30)

14sec – too short to live, too long to suffer:: if you were curious about what I’ve done after LD50, that’s one part of it, writing a script for a cyberpunk short film. The film was shot on HD, so currently it’s on Vimeo (the YouTube upload options are just not enticing enough), it features music by BAAL and First Aid 4 Souls and we’re actually planning a sort of a sequel in the same vein, different setting.

Japanese love doll hotel, a new business for the upcoming years:: you love weird stuff, don’t you. A weird mixture of love doll fuckpuppies and the sorry, abandoned rent-a-rooms, this is the new shame magnet for sararimen and all the new scum we came to love and live with.

Weirding Wednesday: the Lego BDSM scene:: not much to comment on that. Fantastic how much you are enthralled by kink. I really should move on to posting almost-NSFW material and then get hired by Fleshbot.

Cyberpunk bodypaint girls with guns (G.E.N.):: Motoko Kusanagi really had it coming. Funny that the post I was working on for like three hours didn’t make it into the top 10, that was some scrutiny into how the more kawaii girls tend to cosplay Motoko. Oh wait. I wrote almost that word by word the last time!

The sensoring manifesto::