After Epic Mealtime and Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime hammered into our brainstems the one simple fact that deep down each and every one of us is a barbaric kitchen machine with four different mandibles and an evil spirit fueled by fuck and bacon, here’s yet another culinary centipede in video. (I actually called someone demon girl just a while back out of pure natural kindness, so I need to stab myself to get alright. But anyways.) Vegan Black Metal Chef will turn the simple act of cooking into a melodramatic existential depravity. Even when it’s about tofu. It’s terrible and very, very brilliant at the same time.