Masturbation, it seems, was made for Kinect. The system’s gesture-based control make it possible to teach the peripheral how to recognition jerking off. Depth and shadow might cause confusion between hand and genitalia, but as Slashdong writes, “The camera can watch you masturbate, easily know you are masturbating, and use information that to control shit, be it your text editor or someone else’s love device.” (via kotaku)