You might know this already from the badsignal feed of @warrenellis, Fleslight’s very own vampire-inspired sex toy called Succu Dry Sex in a Can. Not that plastic fangs or teeth implants couldn’t do the trick but from the point where I stand, the whole world is Tokyo now – you could get anything if you could really name it. (Basically that’s what the whole notion of naming things is based upon. I envision beings of ultimate vision and intelligence cracking up on hilarious amounts of cosmic hallucinogens about how life will turn out when the ant people will really freak out and put their cocks in plastic fang tubs and the tub name will spread shrill and joy throughout the universe. (via gizmodo))

@dawe_, my faithful partner in the #artikulz sect sends you this as his act of devotion to PD. For Halloween.

Not to be outdone by Nerdcore’s horror-themed calendar, the folks behind My Zombie Pin-Up are offering 12 months undead beauties. Sure, the girls show less skin, but they more than make up for it in blood and guts. (myzombiepinup.com, via io9)