(the best thing that hit me in the face today)

1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

16. And Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lights, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.

17. And Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails and stuff.

26. And Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do min like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, n let min has dominion and stuff becuz tehy has can openers.

30. For evry createded stuff tehre are the foodz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, and teh mooes, so tehre.

31. And Ceiling Cat watched tehm mastrubait, and, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.