When a white boxe inverted be,tiny pills on
your tongue, a manne whose hart be clene yet
whose organ will mayk ladies ryght certaine
in their endeavoure of cleaning His phallus
with their tongues ye sharle be!

Clene as willow yet stronge as stone ye sharle
be and no woman of no race shall rejecte ye
and everyone sharle testeth three inches of
victorious fornicating fleshe of yer body!

Natural Gain Plus ad, the 1500s

Yes, I wrote that. Get over it.