Hello, dolls and datapunks.
I am speaking to you all from the wombs of the Easter chamber with an erection the size of Fuji-san, an annoyingly detailed list of android sex services in Southern Hanoi (those including lube are marked with chili signs), my new iPhone that does not use batteries (it uses saliva or perspiration) and my coder has bought me a “sexy cat suit” as a very attentive addition to my already overcomplicated and troubled life.
As you might already have guessed, I am slightly aggravated and also at my wit’s end.
Which is not too far away.
今全部が始まります. – This was 19th of June, 2007. I am also posting this now. This signifies that from now on I will never, ever trip while doing mind parkour, scaling desires, jumping across rooftops, never arrive unbalanced into stances. If you think you understand this, you don’t. I also managed to booby-trap this sentence so by the time you have finished reading it, you are infected with at least two different strands of very, very. Heh heh.
I also need all of you to listen.
Because I also have my ears open.
And I’m very impatient.