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Feb 01

michael caine doesn’t blink for nine and a half hours

  • February 1, 2011
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Actors, self-appointed brain hackers, NLP wannabes, manipulator master course failers and all the rest of you new scum – get this right via the love of Richard Metzger’s Dangerous Minds. The Michael Caine blinking meme gets an update, this time the charmeur of ROCK can withhold his eye muscles for nine and a half hours. Because as we all know, blinking weakens us. But if we don’t blink and just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going and if we don’t blink and we just keep on going, this will eventually make people listen to you. Or go away. Or establish you as the weirdest fuck on the block. Or will leave you with all the prestige of a holy man. Mind you, this is the perfect technique to use when handling your most bureaucratic administrative rounds. Below, there’s the original one.

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